10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)