10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson