10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.