10 Random Poker Quotes
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- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare