10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.