10 Random Poker Quotes

• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion