10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Fold and live to fold again