10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."