10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.