10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- Poker is for loners.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.