10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant