10 Random Poker Quotes

• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson