10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth