10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Welcome to kicker school
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow