10 Random Poker Quotes

• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth