10 Random Poker Quotes

• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--