10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- if u play for the thrill u are ill