10 Random Poker Quotes

• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Poker is for loners.