10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."