10 Random Poker Quotes

• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Welcome to kicker school