10 Random Poker Quotes

• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln