10 Random Poker Quotes

• im going to 2 out you to death
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi