10 Random Poker Quotes

• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Fold and live to fold again
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm