10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.