10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• im going to 2 out you to death