10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.