10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson