10 Random Poker Quotes

• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike