10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• if u play for the thrill u are ill