10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."