10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson