10 Random Poker Quotes

• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth