10 Random Poker Quotes

• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson