10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- im going to 2 out you to death
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth