10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- im going to 2 out you to death
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.