10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Fold and live to fold again
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright