10 Random Poker Quotes

• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves