10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Fold and live to fold again
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.