10 Random Poker Quotes

• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?