10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth