10 Random Poker Quotes

• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.