10 Random Poker Quotes

• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."