10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• Poker is for loners.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts