10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Never educate a stupid poker player.