10 Random Poker Quotes

• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."