10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is