10 Random Poker Quotes

A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
"It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson