10 Random Poker Quotes

• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak