10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.