10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!